Hogwash

Not only does Harry P. not have to be out of my life forever, but I also have an incentive for having children: I can read them Harry’s stories and re-live the magic all over again! Why didn’t I think of this before?? Being a parent finally sounds like fun.

Forever young?

Kyle: “Yeah, he’s really successful. He has, like, one of those trophy wives, and everything.” I’m not sure how his definition of success meshes with our long-term marriage plan.

Never fear

I love a good dystopia: Big Brother, barren women, bald Natalie Portmans and Brave New Worlds. Social restrictions stifle, and I quiver on the couch while clutching my Mexican blanket, fearful of doom and all its inevitabilities. My husband sits beside me, cheerfully eating Blue Bell ice cream. “Don’t you KNOW that the world is [...]