CSI: Church Seeks Imagination

Among my pet peeves are: 1. Slow drivers in the left lane. If you want to drive slowly, fine, but there is a special place for you: the right lane. (See Pet Peeve No. 2.) 2. Drivers driving at the same speeds in the right and left lanes, thereby preventing accelerated traffic. For goodness’ sake, [...]

What’s "easy"?

Kyle and I were dating for maybe two weeks when I met his family. And by “family,” I mean family. Family, as in: immediate family + extended family + friends who are like family. It was Thanksgiving. I’m not an outgoing person, and all of the aforementioned people are outgoing. Needless to say, I stayed [...]

When time stalls

The men’s bathroom is about, I don’t know, 40 feet to my right. Sometimes when I glance over my shoulder, the door to the bathroom is open, and I see a man standing at the sink washing his hands. Sometimes the said man will turn around at that exact moment to walk out the door, [...]